Misting by day, and solving mysteries by night, our sharp-eyed, green-thumbed Inspector cracks the toughest cases in plant care.

Drooping leaves? Mealybugs? If you've spotted some suspicious activity in your home, our Plant Inspector is on the case. A font of all houseplant knowledge and a maestro in a mac, The Plant Inspector takes your crime report and delves deep into the motive, opportunity, and clues to get to the root of the crime and return your plant babies to their former glory.

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